Trouble in the Dutch Oven

 Two Dutchmen caught carousing with mystery girl in Griffintown Supper Club

Team Veteran (age: 33) caught drinking at high school party.

Well, it looks like the Flying Dutchmen are already celebrating following their first round win against 2Short.  Reports say various members of the team have been seen around town imbibing strange brew.   Strange only because they are merely days away from the match of their lives against Cup Champs, The Marines. One report had Mini Van doing the Lambada a.k.a. "The Forbidden Dance" with the Mayor and 2 Pages.  I'm not sure what a Page is, but it doesn't sound good. And shouldn't he be more worried about "The Big Dance"? When Guy Lafleur said "We partied every night,"  I don't think he meant the days leading up to the Championship Finals.  Ok, maybe he did, but he was Guy Lafleur, after all.  Did either Jaybird or Jo-Jo score against 2Short?  I don't know, and I don't care. You don't have to look farther than the return of Number One goalie Maxhamum Security to see where this win came from. It's pretty hard to lose a game when your goalie decides to stop 93 shots en route to a shutout win over the winningest team of the regular season.  The Velvet Rope was unavailable for comment on his teammates carousing. Not out of loyalty, but due to the fact that, in the words of his beloved wife, "He's still not done his squats.  He shouldn't be much more than an hour longer because he's been in there since 2:00."  I spoke to her at 3:45.  

Let's hope they know what they're doing, because I sure don't.