DW outgunned, but Not Outhearted

Marines Firepower too much for even  D.W. to take. 

Unfortunately, this may be my last post as solo blogger on this site.  The Powers that be have decided to open up to the other players on the team.  Maybe we can arrange individual signatures so all of the fans can follow their favourites.  Yes.  So, let’s get that out of the way, shall we?  Mine will say “posted by D-min, a.k.a. Slowfoot.”    

Well, the Flying Dutchmen’s season is over.  But so is The Marines’.  So fuck them, too.  Man! 9-3.  Just when you think they’re gonna pull it out, they go and shove it farther up your “you know what.”  (Ass)  The Flying Dutchmen were definitely not living up to their name by the end of this one.  The players on the other team weren’t even really running by the end of it.  The sad thing is, they didn’t have to.  Happy for them, I guess.  Now, look.  I realize the Dutchmen were down by four or five goals with time running low.  Paraphrasing the great Don Cherry, you should never run up the score, right?  So fuck it.

The first half was relatively close, considering the Marines’ track record against the Dutchmen.  They hadn’t lost once all season.  Actually, they have never lost once to the Flying Dutchmen.  Ever.  But that’s beside the point. 

Mini Van had lots to say after the game.

D-min blonde put in another star performance with a goal and some assists, even though he was playing hurt the whole game.  But first, let’s talk about the goal: to quote the venereal Bob Cole, “Whoa, Baby!”   Slowfoot  got the ball in the slot and launched a seeing-eye ball right into top corner of the top shelf.

            “It was a frozen rope!”  said Graham in the scrum after the game.  Or something like that.  When asked what this meant on the ride home, Pear Man said “I don’t know, that it was straight?” 

            “Probably that it was really fast.  Fast enough to freeze rope,” he was told (by Dave).  To a man, Dave was correct.

            “Nice shot”, said The Terminatrix Files, right after the game.  The rest of the team agreed.  “It was great” they seemed to say.  D-max laughed at D-min after the goal and never got one himself.   

            After that, the fitted sheet started to come off the bed.  A couple of other guys scored for the Dutchmen - more on that some other time.  However, despite His efforts, the game was lost. 

            “Thanks,” said Jaybird, who had just been given a beer by Slowfoot as Jo-Jo looked on.

1^st Star:  D-Min

2^nd and 3^rd stars:  La Bouche, Jo-Jo,  The Velvet Rope, D-Max, bucky, Mini-Van, etc.