One thing you may or may not have noticed: Bobette has not shown up yet this season. Only this time, it's literal. His agent, Borky Devereaux, claims that he's been training vigorously in Greece, France, and the UK. However, recent leaked photos from his iCloud account have indicated otherwise.
These photos show him with multiple "trainers" and "advisors" doing variations on the sitting, lounging and laying-down positions.
He recently wrote a letter to Sea Bisquee's mother, which was immediately intercepted and dropped off for leakage. Here's almost the whole thing:
Babe,
Garbageman got married. I had to get out of there for awhile. Too many memories. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I love Greece. I could really grow accustomed to life out here in what can only be called "this Fantasyworld". Number one like: the wines. Especially anything from Italy. Number two like: the fast food. Number last like: not being allowed to flush toilet paper with the poops. It's an outrage. What damn century is it, anyhow? Because I forget every time I flush. It's called 'Toilet paper' for Bufo's sake! It just doesn't make any sense. Also, I just wanted to let you know that I go by the name Mitso now, so that's what you call me. Strange coffee ideas out here. Great old buildings, though. Just like the black and white movies we used to watch. Anyways, Take care of yourself and give SB and the rest of the Dutchmen my best. xoxo
P.S. Be good to Eric. He can be harsh with you, but it's because he only wants the best for you. Be home soon???
Mitso
Let's take another look at the trainings.
And another:
Hmmm.
