Fancy Feet to Miss Penultimate Game

“The earth makes a sound as of sighs and the last drops fall from the emptied cloudless sky. A small boy, stretching out his hands and looking up at the blue sky, asked his mother how such a thing was possible. Fuck off, she said.”  - Samuel Beckett

F.F. taking part in charity `First Blood` Re-enactment Day Festivities

Fancy Feet will not be in attendance as the Flying Dutchmen face-off against The Habsbeen, who hold the second seed.  This is a mysterious occurrence, especially considering the high likelihood that  it is this very match up the Dutch will find themselves in come playoff time. 

The crux of the issue is that the Bruins-Wings game takes place on Friday, which means nobody on the entire planet has any idea what the fuck else he could possibly be doing with his time on a night like this.  I'm sure he has a good reason - it'd just better be a good reason.

His absence will be significant also for the fact that Ol' Shitfoot will be taking his place on defense.  From one foot to another?  What's better?  Fancy Feet or Shitty Feet?  Normally fancy feet would be optimal, but considering that we're in the drive to the playoffs, maybe a little shit between the Dutchmen's toes is exactly what is needed heading into the series.  Let's all get back to work.

Ball drop is in the evening.  Which one of these players will "feeture"?  

Ellowfuckingell.