Dutchmen No. 1 in the Entire League

For all of you who were worried, check out these stats:
Most Wins*:  The Flying Dutchmen - 1
Most Goals*: The Flying Dutchmen - 12
Highest Plus/Minus*:   The Flying Dutchmen - +8
Most Social Points*:  The Flying Dutchmen - 5
Most Fairplay Pts*:  The Flying Dutchmen - 10
Highest Win%*:  The Flying Dutchmen - 83.3%
Biggest Star:  The Flying Dutchmen - you know who.

As Yogi Berra once said:  "Hot Yoga will only get you so far." 
Last night's game saw the STM get taken for a ride, for a change.
"Looks like we took the STM for a ride, for a change,"  quipped Frederic Bouchard.
"Yeah, usually it's the opposite," clarified Joachim Gadbois.
"Exactly, usually, it's the STM takes people for a ride," said forward Patrick Costello.  They were all laughing and/or smiling.  Then they all left to watch the last period of the hockey game.  So, that's about it.

(* stats may change over the next week, due to factors outside our control, such as other teams submitting their game results)