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No games till the 20th

Letter to the team from Captain Bobette:

No games for 3 weeks! I bet it's because of a strongly worded letter to the ref and league by Bobette. What a crappy game! What a crappy gym! What a crappy douche on the the other team. The straw that broke the camel's back was definitely the ref's non-call following the stick throwing incident between the Flying Dutchman and All-in.

Garbage man intercepted a pass and went in alone on a break away, only to have this big ol' douche throw his stick at him, in a non-vain attempt to knock the ball away.

When confronted, the ref shrugged and said "What am I gonna call it: slashing? hooking?"

It's called THROWING THE STICK

What kind of hockey ref thinks throwing the stick is a normal hockey play.

We also lost fifteen minutes because he decided to wander the halls and play with his phone well after the 8:40 starting time. Sorry I didn't go after him sooner, by the way. I'm not assertive enough to be a great captain. I want Alain back, if for no other reason than to talk to the ref argue with other captains, and to generally be aware.

Oh, but how about my 2 goals. Talk about being a stone-cold sniper. And that guy trying to get one of them taken back. Eff that, bring a goalie next time.

New Uniforms

Ok, this is the last time I'm gonna ask: Well maybe not the last time, but I'm asking again:

LET'S GET MORE UNIFORMS. I can get them CHEAP. Who wants one? Who wants two? Style? colour?

Saturday Game

For those who want extra practice, come out tomorrow to the Fun-league. Don't let the 3-week lay-off wreak havoc with our chemistry and physics. After the game, we're all gonna go on a team building/bonding get-away to my brother's apartment for food. I haven't told him yet. he's gonna be so surprised.

I could have e-mailed this, but I already e-mailed you.

Warm regards,
Bobette

Brawling Dutchmen Get Burned at Fire Station

Crowds Gather ahead of Monumental "Match of the Year"

GYM ABOVE FIRE STATION – “There were too many to stop.”
That was Matt Maxham's succinct summary of the Flying Dutchmen's 8-7 loss to the Juice on Wednesday night.
“It was a question of not being alert in the defensive zone and allowing too many odd-man rushes,” Maxham said after the Dutchmen surrendered a season-high eight goals. “This certainly wasn’t the game I expected.
“I thought we showed a lot of character and battled to the end. We scored a lot of goals, but we couldn’t find a way to keep them out of the net,” Joey G. said.


Battle was a good way to describe the game between the Bottom Division rivals. Two hours after the game, the off-floor officials were still trying to produce the final statistics for the game. The unofficial totals showed 6 penalty minutes with zero fighting majors and zero game misconducts.

Wesco Wins 7-3

Team Owner Hendrik Everhart following FD defeat

We'll get 'em next season.  Patrick C said it best  when he said "Those f*&%ing s*&t a*& prick a*&holes."
D-max was quoted as saying "We didn't run."

JoJo said twenty-seven minutes before the match, "I don't think I'm gonna make it."

Swoopie had this to add:  "What did we do wrong?  I think I missed it."

The Best of the Rest

Captain's brother "really wants to join the Dutchmen"

The Dutchmen have finished the regular season in first place*.  They, being the top seed*, will face Wesco, who hold the last playoff spot after losing their last 3 games of the regular season.  The Dutchmen last faced Wesco 2 weeks ago, a 5-3 win.  I can't remember much about the game, but since i'm the only guy who adds to this page, I guess you're stuck with it.

The Flying Dutchmen have a long standing tradition:  Going for a beer and/or ice cream sundaes after every playoff win.  Will it continue?  Who knows.  If any Dutchmen are reading this, remember:  Bring a towel and soap so we can all shower together before hitting Le Club St. Hub.  I mean, so they can all shower together.

Graham, A.K.A. "Graham-y"  won't be there for this week's match.  Word has it he's gonna be beating the streets, getting funds together for next season.

The team is already set to go for next season, with no major shakeups.  Just 4 months older.  However, Jay, a.k.a. "Jay-er"  has confirmed that he'll be back in the lineup.  "I like Ottawa, but I guess it wasn't a good fit.  Like I said, I've always wanted to finish my career as a Dutchman."

Sham Exceeds Expectations

Disgusting display of Comraderie during exhibition

It was an exhibition triple header against the best team in the league;  what were you expecting?  A last ditch effort to gain a modicum of momentum going into the playoffs?  A statement game, where the statement was "Imagine if we'd made it to the playoffs?"  A win?  Well, none of that happened.  They lost all three, which is what we all knew would happen, right?  The dutchmen are too old.  They don't have enough shooters (or passers).  They get outworked.  They got no finish.  They might as well just roll over.  I knew it all along, didn't you?  Well,  I bet whoever they face next week in the first round of whatever playoff bracket they find themselves in will know it as well.
   Calm down, people.  This was nothing more than a gall darned exhibition.  I don't know who it was came up with the birdbrained idea to hold exhibitions the week before the playoffs, but I bet they won't hold the same post next season.  You think any of these guys give a hoot about tonight's result?  I saw Big Al high five the Warrior's Captain, for crying out loud.  Not after the game, mind you, but right after a Dutchmen scoring chance.  You think you're gonna see that in the playoffs?  Forget about it.  In fact, you know what?  I'm not gonna dedicate any more time or effort writing about this hooey!  I'll see ya next week.  You'll see crow feature prominently on the menu, by Jove.

Oranje Wins by Default!

 

Some things are worth fighting for / some feelings never die / I'm not askin' for another chance / I just wanna know why. - Robert Tepper

 

Those famous words were never so true or famous for The Flying Dutchmen than they were last night.  As Vanna Vong sadly walked to the bench to serve his 2 minutes for hooking in the dying minutes of last nights 5-3 win,  many on the Dutchmen bench screamed in protest.  Especially since replays confirmed that it was Wesco's forward, Thuan D, and not Vanna Vong, who'd done the holding.  With each second that passed, they got closer to winning the battle.  Small comfort considering the war was probably lost the moment that penalty was called.

 

"I didn't hold onto his shaft," a fully worked up Vong said in the gym immediately following the match, "but man, he was grabbing at mine all night."