Sham Exceeds Expectations

Disgusting display of Comraderie during exhibition

It was an exhibition triple header against the best team in the league;  what were you expecting?  A last ditch effort to gain a modicum of momentum going into the playoffs?  A statement game, where the statement was "Imagine if we'd made it to the playoffs?"  A win?  Well, none of that happened.  They lost all three, which is what we all knew would happen, right?  The dutchmen are too old.  They don't have enough shooters (or passers).  They get outworked.  They got no finish.  They might as well just roll over.  I knew it all along, didn't you?  Well,  I bet whoever they face next week in the first round of whatever playoff bracket they find themselves in will know it as well.
   Calm down, people.  This was nothing more than a gall darned exhibition.  I don't know who it was came up with the birdbrained idea to hold exhibitions the week before the playoffs, but I bet they won't hold the same post next season.  You think any of these guys give a hoot about tonight's result?  I saw Big Al high five the Warrior's Captain, for crying out loud.  Not after the game, mind you, but right after a Dutchmen scoring chance.  You think you're gonna see that in the playoffs?  Forget about it.  In fact, you know what?  I'm not gonna dedicate any more time or effort writing about this hooey!  I'll see ya next week.  You'll see crow feature prominently on the menu, by Jove.