Letter to the team from Captain Bobette:
No games for 3 weeks! I bet it's because of a strongly worded letter to the ref and league by Bobette. What a crappy game! What a crappy gym! What a crappy douche on the the other team. The straw that broke the camel's back was definitely the ref's non-call following the stick throwing incident between the Flying Dutchman and All-in.
Garbage man intercepted a pass and went in alone on a break away, only to have this big ol' douche throw his stick at him, in a non-vain attempt to knock the ball away.
When confronted, the ref shrugged and said "What am I gonna call it: slashing? hooking?"
It's called THROWING THE STICK
What kind of hockey ref thinks throwing the stick is a normal hockey play.
We also lost fifteen minutes because he decided to wander the halls and play with his phone well after the 8:40 starting time. Sorry I didn't go after him sooner, by the way. I'm not assertive enough to be a great captain. I want Alain back, if for no other reason than to talk to the ref argue with other captains, and to generally be aware.
Oh, but how about my 2 goals. Talk about being a stone-cold sniper. And that guy trying to get one of them taken back. Eff that, bring a goalie next time.
New Uniforms
Ok, this is the last time I'm gonna ask: Well maybe not the last time, but I'm asking again:
LET'S GET MORE UNIFORMS. I can get them CHEAP. Who wants one? Who wants two? Style? colour?
Saturday Game
For those who want extra practice, come out tomorrow to the Fun-league. Don't let the 3-week lay-off wreak havoc with our chemistry and physics. After the game, we're all gonna go on a team building/bonding get-away to my brother's apartment for food. I haven't told him yet. he's gonna be so surprised.
I could have e-mailed this, but I already e-mailed you.
Warm regards,
Bobette
